Horse Girl Math Vanilla Bean Candle – Funny Equestrian Gift

Horse Girl Math: where tack is essential, entry fees don’t count, and savings are really just future horse money.

This funny equestrian candle is for anyone who has ever looked at a completely unnecessary horse purchase and thought, Actually, that seems reasonable.

SMELLS LIKE HORSE GIRL MATH

Tack • Entry Fees • Money That Never Existed

New pad? Essential.

Another show? Of course.

Savings? We’ll talk later.

J/K. It’s Vanilla Bean.

Because delusion should at least smell good.

The rich Vanilla Bean fragrance combines warm vanilla with notes of tonka bean and whipped cocoa for a cozy, sweet scent that’s considerably more responsible than buying more tack.

A fun gift for horse girls, equestrians, riders, horse owners, barn friends, trainers, horse show moms, and anyone whose budget mysteriously stops applying when horses are involved.

Perfect for: birthdays, Christmas, barn gifts, trainer gifts, horse show gifts, equestrian gift baskets, or treating yourself after pretending not to see the latest feed bill.

Designed by Desert Creative for horse people who get it.